Meanwhile, where the grass is greener...

My best friend and I finally have the talk most people have been having--where do we move to if Trump becomes president? 

1. She says Canada. 

I'd rather get off the continent entirely.

"But..." she smiles at me. "The Canadian prime minister is cute!"

2. I hear Switzerland is a good place to go. 

"I don't like Swiss cheese." She says, adamantly. 

3. Japanese countryside? 

"Mountain or plains?"

Mountains are nice, I nod. 

"If we're talking about mountains, then let's go for the Hokkaido region. They have good ice cream."


I'd say we have some good options on our hands.