I went over to my best friend's house the other night, but she wasn't home yet. Her father saw me sitting outside and let me in, so I texted her and told her that I was on her couch.
A little while later, I hear a car pull up in her driveway. Her footsteps. Clink clink. She's pulled out her keys. Cliiink. Clink? Clink. She's struggling to unlock her door. Sigh. Knock knock. "...Tiffany?"
"Welcome home!" I say as I open the door to let her in.
"As ironic as it is to have you let me into my own home..."